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Ok. Instead of wasting time introducing myself and my favorite hobbies, I'm just going to lay it all down for you in a matter of one sentence.


My name is Carlo 5000, and I'm a cyborg fueled by the unobtainable power of awesome.





Also, I love Saved By The Bell: The New Class:

when I wake up in the morning, something something something something, I just can't get to school right on time...




Now...





You heard the man....